We made our way through the car park as vehicles bustled in and out of the entrance, fighting for empty spaces.
“Hold on” I said to my Wife “I forgot something out of the boot” and turned to make my way back to our car.
It was then that I noticed a middle aged, slightly disturbed and disheveled looking woman with a shifty look about her trying to open the boot of our car.
“Excuse me, what are you doing - that’s our car?” I said with enough authority and annoyance to let her know she had better back the f4ck off.